25 January 2009

man up for a day...lad's mag fashion

Four things women will be wearing this summer that men will love:

Nude, Sheer Fabrics
As if summer wasn’t glorious enough already, clever designers have spawned a crafty trend rendering what few items of clothing women will be wearing, see-through. Brilliant.

Grecian Goddess Draping
Clothing pick of Helen of Troy, famously the most beautiful woman to ever grace our humble planet, this wispy, elegant style is coming soon to a female near you.

Sky-high heels
The taller the better, this trend ensures packs of long-legged lovelies will
be a dime a dozen this summer. But try not to get too excited; they can also
be used as a highly effective weapon.

Eighties
Despite the fact our womenfolk more resemble American football players than their previously dainty selves, these shoulder pads, seen first time around on eighties fave, the power suit, are somehow strangely sexy.

And, two they’ll hate:

Harem trousers,
Think MC Hammer’s billowing pantaloons, now imagine them on your girlfriend.

Brogues
Seeing ladies strut around in our clothes is normally something we’re far from averse to, but when this trend extends to our shoes, we’re somehow not quite so turned on.

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