Why do all parents think their children are adorable? They’re not. Sitting on a train whilst two noisy children point out absolutely everything that goes past the window whilst their doe-eyed parents gaze lovingly over their heads at each other, clearly sharing the same whispered, incredulous thought, ‘I can’t believe we created these.’ Well, believe it. And deal with it. No-one else finds your children’s primal antics to be those of an undiscovered genius. To ninety-nine percent of parents: your children are normal, average; they are not going to change the world or become world leaders.
To the few exceptions who do actually possess a child prodigy: apologies.
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